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What movies have not aged well?

Last Updated: 17.06.2025 13:35

What movies have not aged well?

-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.

Moonraker

Live and Let Die

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Goldfinger

Diamonds Are Forever

-”Ah so!”

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-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…

On Her Majesty’s Secret Service

-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.

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-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!

Dr No

The Man with the Golden Gun

What is the lowest probability event you have personally witnessed?

-All the bad guys are black.

-Bond slapping Tracy.

-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.

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From Russia With Love

-”She is very sexyful!”

A View to a Kill

What are the 10 things you regret doing in your life?

-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.

-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.

Octopussy

What are some things that normal people do that religious people call sins?

-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.

-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”

-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?

If my heart stopped beating, would I have enough energy to walk out into the other room 20 ft away before I passed out and died?

-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd

-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…

-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.

Why do narcissist move on so easily?

-Two words. Mickey Rooney.

-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.

You Only Live Twice

When was the first time you felt discriminated against because you were female?

-Choo Me? Hai Fat?

-J W Pepper

The Living Daylights & Rambo III

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Breakfast at Tiffany’s

-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.

-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”

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